My boyfriend likes comparing us to Dragon Ball Z
Julio: I realized something
Me: What's that?
Julio: You're going to be like Chi-Chi and I'm going to be like Goku
Me: Oh my god.
Julio: There's only one person in the world Goku fears, that's Chi-Chi
Me: You fear me?
Julio: Well, you're the only one that can truly destroy me, I like you so much all you have to do is threaten not to answer my calls and I'm down, no balls of my own.
Me: That's so romantic...
